I'm really into asian looking animals
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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