how do flat chested girls get laid?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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