big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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