doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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