I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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