My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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