how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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