is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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