even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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