For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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