I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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