i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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