I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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