And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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