My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
