I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I want to fling myself into the sun
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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