I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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