I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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