I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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