3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i permit you to call me
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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