Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Shame - the story of my life.
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