Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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