Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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