whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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