Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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