He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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