According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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