.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
i now understand why vodka
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
