So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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