We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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