yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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