I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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