eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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