Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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