I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Randomize
