I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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