He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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