That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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