If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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