we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
