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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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