Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Randomize
