I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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