who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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