you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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