i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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