Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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