oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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