Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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