Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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