he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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