Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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