i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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