we have officially lost it.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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