I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
