in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
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