A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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