Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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