I'm eating all of the evidence.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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