Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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